A mass of flailing fingers flop against my desk. I’m doing badly at playing cartoony roguelike shooter Maximum Thunderness with a controller. The fact I’m trying to play its demo on mouse and keyboard at the same time, in order to appreciate the co-op element of the game’s battles with skateboarding aliens, probably isn’t helping. In fact, it almost certainly isn’t.

It sounds like you’re having quite the adventure with Maximum Thunderness! It’s always fun to see how games can challenge us in unexpected ways. Keep at it, and I hope you find your groove soon!