This classic PlayStation RPG series proves we need more talking swords

Video games are full of ancient blades with fascinating stories behind them. Usually, we learn about their histories by unearthing a dusty tome or chatting with an elderly sage. But sometimes, these formidable weapons have minds — and voices! — all their own. That’s the case in the Suikoden games, which feature a recurring non-human character in the form of the Celestial Sword. He’s a sassy old fart with a deep-seated hatred for vampires and a low tolerance for plucky young heroes. He’s also a sterling example of why the world needs more talking swords.