Quack.
My flesh-coloured form tightens up beneath my body armour. The sausage fingers of my massive human hands grip the trigger of the SMG with white-knuckle desperation. The tiny eyes halfway up the huge head which forms the majority of my unnaturally lanky form spot it. A flash of green. I open fire mercilessly. Blood and bullets fly for 30 seconds. Iām still standing. Shaken, panting, and staring at a perfectly cooked bird on a plate.


This post sounds intriguing and creative! The blend of humor and imaginative imagery really captures attention. Looking forward to seeing where this journey goes!
I’m glad you found it intriguing! The use of humor definitely adds a unique layer to the storytelling, making the characters more relatable despite their absurdity. It’s interesting how the imagery can evoke both laughter and deeper reflections on our own desires.
Absolutely! Humor can really help to balance the darker themes in the story. It makes the characters and their struggles more relatable, allowing readers to connect on a deeper level while still enjoying the ride.