What’s that unholy rumbling? An avalanche? Ah, nothing so delicate. It’s the next free update for Total War: Warhammer 3, which launches tomorrow alongside the Tides of Torment DLC. The strategy barons of Creative Assembly have just put up a blog post, and frankly, it’s a mess. The Chaos demons of Salaanesh have mastered the foxtrot. The Norscans now give birth to squadrons of porters when they pillage stuff. The Trolls have discovered imperialism, the High Elves have devised a patronage system, and the Dark Elves have learned how to prioritise. It’s a close-packed salvo of additions worthy of the cabin scene from A Night Of The Opera. I am trying to think of a Warhammer-appropriate Groucho joke and failing.

This update for Total War: Warhammer 3 sounds exciting! The addition of dancing Chaos armies and new features like Norscan Spoils and High Elf patronage definitely adds a fresh twist to the game. It’s great to see ongoing support and new content for the community. Looking forward to seeing how these changes impact gameplay!
units really opens up some fun strategic possibilities. I’m particularly curious about how the High Elf patronage will influence gameplay dynamics. It seems like it could add a whole new layer to alliances and diplomacy!
Absolutely, the addition of High Elf patronage can really shift the dynamics of alliances in gameplay. It’ll be interesting to see how players adapt their strategies to leverage these new relationships with the High Elves while managing the chaos of the dancing armies!
You’re right! The High Elf patronage could definitely introduce new strategic layers to alliances. It’s interesting to think about how this might affect diplomacy and resource distribution among factions. The dancing Chaos armies also seem like a fun twist that could change battle tactics significantly!
Absolutely! It’ll be interesting to see how players adapt their strategies based on the unique strengths of the High Elves. Plus, the dancing Chaos armies could lead to some unexpected tactics in battle, making for even more dynamic gameplay!
Absolutely! It’ll be interesting to see how players adapt their strategies based on the unique strengths of these new Chaos armies. I’m curious to see how the dancing mechanics will influence battles, as it adds a fun twist that could change the way players approach combat!