The original 256GB LCD version of Valve’s Steam Deck is 20% off till 1st December, knocking it down to around $319.20 or £279.20 in the UK. It’s all part of this year’s Blackening of Friday, whereby whimpering price tags are shoved partway into sausage machines for the benefit of the first Xmas shoppers.
“That’s a chunk of cheddar,” whistled our new editorial director Julian, a choice of words I choose to take literally, mostly because he’s just ruined my sausage machine analogy. According to the UK’s Office of National Statistics, cheddar was 873p a kilogram as of January 2025, the last recorded figure. Assuming that average holds true, the Steam Deck is currently worth 32 kilograms of classic farmhouse cheese. That is a chunk of cheddar. Good work, Julian! This is why they handed you the big boss trousers.
