Imagine sitting down with EA Sports FC and discovering your diddy little soccer-man doesn’t want to kick the ball, or firing up your favourite FPS and finding your avatar’s developed an aversion to guns. And what if Mario suddenly said no more turtles near his bottom? Chaos would ensue! But that’s pretty much where we find ourselves in Earth Must Die; a point-and-click sci-fi comedy adventure from acclaimed studio Size Five Games that doesn’t even bother with an inventory because its protagonist – VValak Lizardtongue, Grand Shepherd of the Tyrythian Empire – refuses to touch anything.
