Good news everybody! Geralt of Rivia is dead. He lies beneath a pile of naked, sculpted, drunken bodies in a castle ballroom. Actually, that’s not right – he’s been eaten by a dragon. Actually, that’s not right either – he drowned himself in a flagon of syrup. Fair audience, please consider which of these tragic eventualities is most befitting of your hand-claps and progression points. None of them meet your standards? Then I, Dandelion, must sing Geralt’s death anew.
Nerial and Devolver Digital have partnered with CD Projekt RED to make Reigns: The Witcher. I’m sure I don’t need to explain that this is a new version of Nerial’s cherished card-swiping narrative strategy game, which takes place in The Witcher’s grotty and magical medieval universe. The game casts you as temporarily embarrassed ‘master poet’ Dandelion, who is both Geralt’s best mate and very often, the biggest pain in his arse.
