Blood pressure too low? Try our quiz about the most freakishly out-of-touch things tech CEOs have ever said

Tech and gaming industry CEOs—without them and their regular dispatches from a planet thoroughly unlike my own (alright, mostly without Jensen Huang), I’d be out of a job. But also, I wouldn’t have to hear the opinions of tech and gaming industry CEOs, so it’s a tough one to call.

I do have to hear those opinions, however, and often I have to write about them to boot, so I figured: why not collate some of the most baffling, strange, and downright whacky things our soon-to-be-overlords have said over the past few years and see how well our readers can pin down their sources?

Well, here you go: 10 farm-fresh quotes and musings from the 21st-century aristocracy. Hey, it’s not fair for only me to have high blood pressure.