Happy this week, all! I return from my holiday in the mountains with spirit restored, skin bronzed, and knees destroyed and reforged into coiled springs of purest Adventure. Such wonders are my knees today! I rejoice in their knobbly tenacity and tensile splendour. I go out into the street in my pants and laugh, laugh at all the pathetic urban weaklings with quadriceps like overboiled spaghetti that could not bestir a butterfly’s wing. I line up this week’s new PC games and shoe them into the Maw like sparkling meteors.
Sounds like an exciting week in PC gaming! The variety of games mentioned is intriguing, and it’s great to hear you’re feeling refreshed after your holiday. Looking forward to seeing how these games unfold!