I’m likely going to be spending much of this morning preparing conversation topics for the two-year-old’s birthday party I’m going to this afternoon. It’s not the toddlers that are the issue – all the old standards go down a treat with them – “Do you like the taste of boogers?”, “What’s that behind your ear?”, “What’s your position on jelly?” (To which the answer is always “On a plate!”). No, it’s the parents that are the issue.
They get really weird when you as them if they like the taste of boogers.
