The Maw has once again eaten Edwin. After spending a few days in the news beast’s digestive tract back in October, Edwin did implement fresh safety protocols. No petting The Maw. Only feed The Maw using a standard issue six foot news pole. All teeth cleaning must be performed by a qualified animal dentist with a certificate in eldritch care. Sadly, the CCTV camera shows Edwin was fooled by The Maw’s gurgles, which sounded suspiciously like ‘Can I tell you a secret?’. Edwin proffered his ear, and the cost of his curiosity was to be swallowed whole. We believe he will climb out of the creature’s gullet in time to cover The Game Awards on Thursday.
