A grim and insanitary management game about absolutely abysmal cars? One for you, Brendy! Oh sod it, he’s not here anymore. That’s what we get for letting him learn how to drive – and letting him have a cell with a window. I don’t know how to drive, and I have played neither Jalopy nor My Summer Car, but I do know how to be a dishonest piece of shit, so I am at least 25% of the way towards writing an informed appraisal of Totally Legit Wheeler Seller.
