For a myriad of reasons, I can’t really write any particular profane curse words here, but an approximation of my feelings on Birdcage, an anime as hell, “sword action shooting game”, it would be something like, “this game is so ******* sick, like what the ****, how the **** can one game be so ******* stylish.” I’m sure you can fill in the blanks of what words I wish I could use there, but if you’ll allow me, I’d also like to take the time to actually talk about why Birdcage rules so much.