I am an admittedly impatient person, a serial “skip intro” spammer who frequently stops her microwave before it’s finished. So, after I’d seen the Mewgenics intro once, I figured I’d gotten the gist and would skip it every time I started up the game — I was eager to keep breeding my cat army! It turns out, I’m not only impatient but oblivious as well, because in doing so, I was missing out on one of the game’s most elaborate jokes.

