I have no skin in the Super Bowl LX face-off between the Seattle Seahawks and New England Patriots โ go, sports, go โ but I canโt help but await the commercials. The ridiculous, the cringe, the overly earnest beer ads full of horsesโฆ lay it all on me. Still, if Xfinityโs Jurassic Park-themed spot is any indication, this year might be a test of how barbaric the excessive spending can get without breaking my brain.

