I cannot begin to tell you how much I was looking forward to hoisting megaphone and bellowing insults at Chops from halfway across my island in Animal Crossing: New Horizon’s Switch 2 Edition, but the whole voice recognition thing is so flakey – so prone to drawing the attention of entirely the wrong villager – there’s liable to be Honaloha-wide revolt if this goes on. I’ve already shoved the damn thing into storage, and with that out the way, I’m not sure there’s enough left of note to warrant the upgrade, even at £4.19.

