Those who have only experienced the most recent era of God of War may think of PlayStation protagonist Kratos as a protective but loving father and a bereaved husband. But in the games from the early ’00s, the god of war is lustful, vengeful, and impulsive. There are no shortage of hot, topless women throwing themselves at him, including the goddess of love herself, Aphrodite. Throughout the Greek trilogy, there are multiple minigames where Kratos has off-screen sex, and you have to keep time to the rhythm in a quicktime event.

