Crimson Desert’s lousy controls made me commit these 13 accidental atrocities

Crimson Desert‘s controls are needlessly awkward, and the game’s convoluted systems and poorly conceived physics somehow manage to make those controls even worse. Until I got used to them — a process that took several hours — I found myself doing all sorts of things I didn’t intend to. Some of them were benign. Most of them were terrible and landed me in all kinds of trouble. Look upon my sins, and tremble!