To live is to experience regret. Some regrets are small in retrospect, like regretting not asking that cute classmate out to the middle school dance. Others huge, like regretting turning down (or even accepting) a job offer, affecting your life and career for years to come. Whatever your regrets are, I’m sorry, but they pale in comparison to mine. I’ll never forgive 14-year-old me for selling his Pokémon games for a whopping five bucks.

