Pokémon Pokopia Amazon pre-order bonus is so bad it’s become a joke

A wise sage once said, “Never pre-order games.” But if you simply must purchase a product before you know if it’s any good, then the next, admittedly more cumbersome axiom might apply: “Don’t get too excited about the pre-order bonuses. They’re almost never worth it.” Even so, those who plan on pre-ordering Nintendo Switch 2 life-sim Pokémon Pokopiaon Amazon might find themselves particularly underwhelmed with what they’ll get in exchange.